The Problem with me

I am a teminator.

No, not the terminator that hunts down John Connor, but the conversation terminator.

I notice that in most of the occasion, i will have the last sentence in a conversation.

For example,

Friend: “Hey, how’s life?”

Me: “So so lo.”

<— end of conversation—>

it works in reverse also

Me:”Hey, how’s life?”

Friend:”So so lo.”

Me:”I see.”

<— end of conversation—>

It happens all the time, no matter the topic of a conversation, it is usually me that lead the conversation to an dead end, or i would like to think of it as conclusion.

When talking about a specific topic, i usually try to reach an conclusion by making up some theory or pointing out the obvious. Hence, effectively ending a conversation.

For example,

Friend: “So i think that this thing should work like this.”

Me: “I agree, it fits perfectly on theory A that it should work like this.”

<— end of conversation—>

Or when i am not trying to end the conversation by making an conclusion, i continue the conversation with question that only require yes and no. So they will answer, and the conversation ends. And again, vice versa, when people ask me some question, i will give them the most accurate and short answer, which will effectively terminates a conversation.

For example,

Friend: “So how u like that movie?”

Me: “I think is ok.”

<— end of conversation—>

And there is also my attitude, I made bad jokes. I usually can’t engage in long conversation unless i am talking with someone that are really close to me or someone that doesn’t get offended by my sarcastic comment and some my bad jokes.

Well, i thinka the rate this is going, i will end up dying alone or sth along the line of old folks house where all the other ppl gets pissed off by me and die of heart attack.

~ by hkk1212 on June 13, 2009.