饶人清梦的猫

最近我家附近的猫在发情期，不停的在叫春。

你再叫，春也不会来，徒然饶人清梦而已。

唉，连猫的生活都比我多姿多彩。

刚好而已，又成了倒金字塔。

那就一鼓作气，再而衰,

三而竭 .

乾。

The Problem with me

I am a teminator.

No, not the terminator that hunts down John Connor, but the conversation terminator.

I notice that in most of the occasion, i will have the last sentence in a conversation.

For example,

Friend: “Hey, how’s life?”

Me: “So so lo.”

<— end of conversation—>

it works in reverse also

Me:”Hey, how’s life?”

Friend:”So so lo.”

Me:”I see.”

<— end of conversation—>

It happens all the time, no matter the topic of a conversation, it is usually me that lead the conversation to an dead end, or i would like to think of it as conclusion.

When talking about a specific topic, i usually try to reach an conclusion by making up some theory or pointing out the obvious. Hence, effectively ending a conversation.

For example,

Friend: “So i think that this thing should work like this.”

Me: “I agree, it fits perfectly on theory A that it should work like this.”

<— end of conversation—>

Or when i am not trying to end the conversation by making an conclusion, i continue the conversation with question that only require yes and no. So they will answer, and the conversation ends. And again, vice versa, when people ask me some question, i will give them the most accurate and short answer, which will effectively terminates a conversation.

For example,

Friend: “So how u like that movie?”

Me: “I think is ok.”

<— end of conversation—>

And there is also my attitude, I made bad jokes. I usually can’t engage in long conversation unless i am talking with someone that are really close to me or someone that doesn’t get offended by my sarcastic comment and some my bad jokes.

Well, i thinka the rate this is going, i will end up dying alone or sth along the line of old folks house where all the other ppl gets pissed off by me and die of heart attack.

Harmony of the nature

I have no idea why i like raining so much.

I never slow down in a rain while it start to rain while it is raining. (Of course, when i am not carrying a laptop that is)

I think that the rain is the best thing the sky could give us, other than the snow. I never knew how it feels like when it snows, but it must be as good.

But come to think of it, snowing might not be as good cause snowing should be silence.

When the rain hits the roof, or the eaves of the houses, the sounds it makes, is sounds just like the Harmony of the nature.

I go to Genting because i can

Last night I drive up to Genting just because i can.

Just kidding, me and my friend drive up to Genting just to yum cha because he’s in a really, really bad mood, i am hoping that some fresh air can cheer him up.

Cheer up, bro!

You have failed me for the last time

Bata, is a popular brand of shoes in Malaysia.

Probably because it is cheap and the shop is just everywhere.

I too, wore Bata shoes since i started walking.

Until recently, i decided to ditch Bata, forever.

Why, because the god damn shoes i bought with RM 80 for less than half a year, juz broke while i am happily walking down the streets of Singapore, which cost me another 80 bucks to just replace the god damn shoes.

While the shoes is broke, i have to walk for another 1 or 2 km to get to another shoe shop, which, in the process, my feet was touching the unfogiving hot pavement.

And this is nothe first time the god damn shoes broke.

Bata, you have failed me for the last time, never another pair of Bata for me.

两只笨蛋

今天发生的一件事，笨点还蛮多的。
首先，二姐说她要到了，叫我去载她。
到了之后，四下无人，只有一只老狗和几个警卫坐在在黑暗中的学校大门。
然后我就拿起电话call她，
她说：“歹势，刚刚好像看错了，应该还有26km才到。”、
“。。。你耍我吗，二姐？”
“歹势，歹势。”
“算了我去找我朋友。”(挂电话)

然后勒，就Call我朋友
响了几声之后，我朋友低沉的嗓音想起
“。。喂（长尾音）”，干，看来我怕他从淫美梦中吵醒了
“在睡吗？”
“嗯”

“我现在去找你 ”（挂电话）

———————驱车分割线————————–

于是，我就驱车到了他家，

“喂，到你家门口了”

“这么快！？”

“对啊，还不是我那笨蛋妹妹说快到了，现在回也不是，等也不是，就来找你了。”

“哦”

然后就跟他哈啦了几句，真的只有几句 ，因为，在我抵达我朋友家不到三分钟的情况下。

我的天才二姐传简讯来说“yo,我到了”

“干，我得走了。”

“蛤？这么快？”

“对，因为我妹是笨蛋。”

于是，我无端端的吵醒朋友，屁股得还没坐稳的情况下，就又走了 。

等等，你以为故事完了吗？

那你就太天真了。

真正的笨点在这里。

回到家后，我才发现我忘了带多一把钥匙，所以就要二姐先上去，然后再拿钥匙下来给我。

然后勒，我就去绕了一个大圈，回到楼梯间去等我二姐。

二姐把钥匙嫁给我后，我就开车走了。

在这个摩们特，电话响起，是二姐焦急的声音：

“你快点回来，我没有钥匙进门！”

原来天才二姐忘了多拿一把钥匙，所以她把钥匙给了我后，她就没钥匙了。

“哈哈哈哈，你是笨蛋吗？”

“对，我是笨蛋。”

现形了吧，笨蛋！

（其实大家都有笨到，首先是我忘了带，那是健忘，二姐忘了带就只是天然呆了。）

Laugh of the day

【转帖】
不才我70年次 在ptt這個充斥著大學生的網路世界裡 應該也算是位老人了
25歲這年紀 在大城市裡應該還能算是年輕
但在我家這裡鄉下小地方 25歲的人如果是幾個孩子的爸媽 卻是一點也不稀奇！

不知道最近是不是日子特別好 一堆紅色炸彈拼了命似的往我家炸

平常爸媽就偶爾會抱怨家裏小孩不爭氣
年紀也不輕了 卻似乎都沒有結婚的打算

還常常有很卑鄙的叔叔嬸嬸 抱著金孫來找我爸媽泡茶聊天
我爹娘看著別人在那含飴弄孫的 心裡頗嫉妒 很不是滋味

這天，我爹又決定來找我談結婚這件事情
爹：『兒子呀，現在有沒有女朋友呀？有沒有結婚的打算呀？』

（我心想：天哪～又來找我談結婚跟生小孩的事情了！）

爹： 『你也知道…爸爸我…

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想要抱媳婦想很久了！』

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爸！你可以先組織好再開口嗎？

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转贴自ptt 笨版

Finally Done!

So after 2 straight sleepless night, some alcohol and a new language later, i finally done this thing

Edit:Alright,fuck wordpress, truncated some of my words, by some, i mean more than half of my post, damn it. It suppose to have at least 200 more words to it.

The thing that i cared

Hmm, so how do i start this. OK, so it all started when i pissed them off and immediately became their free target practice.

It’s OK that i became something they put on the table and blame it all the time,because i did something wrong on my part too. But is too much to try to take something that matter the most to me, my freedom.

You see, i am ok that i work for free. Heck, i even have to pay when working, you know,for transport and stuff.

It is also ok that people do not listen to all side of a story or investigate further before judging me as a totally incompetant and irresponsible baffoon.

It is also ok that i use my personal time to look at and solve their problem.

It is ok that i am wronged all the time, because i don’t care about all those things.

I do not care how people i do not care how people think about and look at me.

I do not beg for their understanding or approval.Because I know you can’t please everyone.

I do not asked for money.Because I wouldn’t take it even they give it to me on a golden platter.

I do not complaint when i worked over time.Because I am actually enjoying myself and having fun while doing it.

So, money, time and fame, that’s almost everything that people would care  isn’t it?

Not me, i don’t care about all those, because i do all that as a freeman, on my free will, i do it because i want to, not because i need to.

So if anyone forced me to do anything?

No fucking way man, too much, way over the line.

I will give everything that i have (which, as a matter of fact, is not much) to defend it. So they say a man with nothing to lost is the most dangerous huh? Totally agree.

Damn, it feels good to let it out once in a while.

IT’s Just Magic, My Friend.

Working as a programmer, i always likes to do things a little differently. By different, i mean some thing cool. Like making it more responsive, write some funny algorithm to make it faster and stuff.

So when it comes to a point that my program would be a little bit fancier than the others. Which is something i really enjoy as a programmer. So, often got people ask me, “Wah, how did you do that ah?”

So i would go on and on and on to explain the logic and technical aspect behind them. However, i find that people couldn’t understand them, most of the time. At time like this, i am tempted to say:

“It’s just magic, my friend.”